Bush + Pulls a Clinton by stealing McCain’s mes- sage. But winning ugly is still winning. McCain - Why choked by Bible belt? He threatened its soft money. But he’s a survivor. Keyes - Debate “winner” gets all of 5 percent. Take your winnings and hit the lecture circuit. B. Jones U. - Racist, sexist, Catholic-hating “university”… that was Bush’s base. Gore + The real winner in S.C.: Big Al, who got the anti-Bush goods to woo centrists. Cider House + Pro-abortion Oscar sleeper is America’s feel- good front runner. A Caine mutiny?